Fashion Dos and Don'ts from the Castle

DO wear monochromatic outfits for a slimming look.



DON'T wear a casual jacket with dressy clothing.




DON'T try to make a statement by wearing common items in a slightly different manner.



DO wear your hair up so it is out of your eyes.



DO wear a dress at all times if you are a princess. Even while exercising.



DO wear tutus if all your dresses are at the cleaners.


But DON'T wear tutus without pants.

Bathroom talk

Today we went to the VIESHA parade. Of course Princess has to go potty after the parade. The only things around are port-a-pottys. I take the Princess in one and she had no interest in using one of those.

So we went inside one of the campus buildings and found a bathroom. Inside was two Iowa State Cheerleaders standing at the mirror. She goes into one of the stalls and starts doing her business.

Momma?

Yes princess? (I have a feeling nothing good is going to come out of her mouth)

I am going poopies.

Ok Princess.

I apologize to the cheerleaders.

Swimming

Tonight was the last night of the princess's swimming lessons. She really enjoyed it and told me she wanted to go 5 more times. We will probably sign up for another session this summer.

How to be a lady

Momma?

Yes princess?

I don't pick my nose because I am a lady. That's what my teacher says.

Spring

Last weekend we planted seeds in front of our house. The girls thought it was a lot of fun, especially watering the dirt!

Today I was too broke to buy a pop at work

And this is why:

Almost Perfect

I took a walk yesterday evening after the girls went to bed. It was almost perfect. These are the kind of walks that make you want to exercise everyday. I was wearing my cute exercise outfit I received from the king from Christmas. The weather was beautiful. The stars were bright. I felt strong and walked at a faster pace than usual. I even jogged a few minutes.

The problem? This song was going through my head during my entire walk:

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

AHHHH!!! it is in my head again.